i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
olympic-cuties: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
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I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
Reblog if you can't even
"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
When you smell weed
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sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape