August 2012
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
olympic-cuties:
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
July 2012
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate...
anabundanceofeurekas:
missrincewind:
thatgleekywholockianhead:
leader-of-the-shadows:
thefantasticten:
the-smart-brother:
ignoratio-elenchi:
thatgleekywholockianhead:
Worthwhile cause.
there better be a damn video
i have NO regret reblogging this
There BETTER be a friggin’ video
I normally don’t reblog my own post but this was necessary. OH MY GOD PEOPLE I PROMISE THERE...
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
Reblog if you can't even
"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
When you smell weed
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
sexybritishllama:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
