nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for